30.9.06

Something To Look Forward To! Sugababes And Their Greatest Hits Album!

Sugababes
Hey.Hazim here...again. Now I love pop and the crown for best girl group would have to be between the Beyonce-helmed Destiny's Child, TLC, and the UK's most critically acclaimed and successful girl group Sugababes. Sugababes have gone through like, a million changes in member line-up (in reality, they've had five members/ex-members. so i was exaggerating, so what?). four massive albums, four UK number ones, and awesome funny, sexy music videos to accompany each of their funky-pop girlgroup soul sounding songs. Here's the full track listing of their new CD, Overloaded:The Singles Collection. I honestly can't wait! Haha. "Freak Like Me" is one of my favorite songs in the world. It's so freaking unique and it gets me going.
1. "Freak Like Me" 3:16
2. "Round Round" 3:57
3. "Red Dress" 3:36
4. "In The Middle" 3:53
5. "Stronger" 4:00
6. "Shape" 4:11
7. "Overload" 4:35
8. "Good To Be Gone" ?:??
9. "Caught In A Moment" 4:23
10. "Ugly" 3:50
11. "Easy" 3:36
12. "Too Lost In You" 3:58
13. "Run For Cover" 3:47
14. "Hole In The Head" 3:38
15. "Push The Button"
Looks hot, doesnt it? With a sexy cover like that, I'm crossing my fingers for this to go to number one. This is NOt the end of their career or a sign of it. It's merely the Sugababes saying farewell to Mutya who was the lead singer with the honey-dripping voice that I melted whenever she did a balld with that voice. That voice...it's amazing. I miss her already but I think the new member Amelle Berrabah is a good fit. Let's see if she can fill out Mutya's big shoes. Amelle and Heidi are NOt rerecording the vocals of the former members and all their hit singles will be there. The lead single off this album is called 'Easy'. You can hear it on their myspace music profile pae already. I want it to knock "Sexyback" off the top of the UK charts.Haha. Anyways, I'm posting youtube videos of, in my opinion, their three best singles. They've had a massive career in a short time and deserve respect for the way they carved the girl group sound into different forms, quirky R&B ("Shape"), dance floor monsters ("Freak Like Me"), breaking up anthems ("Hole In The Head"), and stormy ballads ("Stronger"). Fuck yeah, they have an impressive history, so I hope they keep going full steam. Like they sing in their first number one single...freak in the morning, freak in the evening...yeah.Hazim.Out.






29.9.06

Who's Hotter? The Dutchess Or The Duchess?

The Duchess Of York VS The Dutchess Fergie
Hey.Hazim here...again. Black Eyed Peas member Fergie and The Duchess Of York have the sam surname, the reason for Fergie naming her first (and hopefully, last) solo album The Dutchess. The album debuts at number three this week on Billboard failing to top Clay Aiken's latest release. Boooooo....So it got me thinking that Fergie with her number one hit single "London Bridge" and Sarah Ferguson, Duchess Of York, being royalty and stuff, who's way hotter? Let's review the stats...
Who's Got More Moolah To Bling?
let's see...Fergie's been in the showbiz since she was a wee little innocent girl who still thought that 'humps' had something to do with camels. So she must have amassed a ton of shit but mid-way to where she is now, she got addicted to Ecstacy and spiraled down a bit, which must have taken some of that shine away.
The Duchess Of York was born, if my math is right, 16 years before Fergie was born. She was born into an arostocratic family so must be a lot of wealth around. I'll bet they gave her gold coins for taking out the garbage and walking the dog.
This Round Goes To:Sarah Ferguson,Duchess Of York
Who Knows Cooler People?
Fergie of BEP is hooked onto LasVegas actor Josh Duhammel and can hook you up with one of the most in-demand producers ight now, will.i.am of her band. The Duchees Of York could poof you up with British royalty and apparently she's a direct descendent of William the Conqueror who was once KIng Of England (get out your history text books) and a big burly man (that's what it says on Wikipedia anyways). So her heritage is pretty cool, but *cough* he's dead so it doesn't really matter.
This Round Goes To:Stacey Ferguson,Black Eyed Peas Member
Who's Got A More Impressive Resume?
Fergie had kickstarted her career with Kids Incorporated and enjoyed moderate success with girl group Wild Orchid. She managed to climb out of drug addiction and became a member of the annoying but successful Black Eyed Peas then hitting the number one spot on Billboard with the single "London Bridge". Clearly, this is impressive except for one thing, having your album debut right under Clay Aiken's CD on the charts.How sad. The Duchess Of York has climbed out of her divorce scandals and became an icon (yeah, maybe) for women by losing weight (Oprah-style), hosted her own talk show (Oprah-style), had a cameo on friends (not Oprah-style), writing cildrens books (more of Madonna's thing) all while keeping close family ties. Oh and she also does charoty....with cameras taking in every kiss she gives a baby. Oh and the Duchess Of York would never let Clay Aiken beat her to the top.
This Round Goes To:Sarah Ferguson,Duchess Of York

SCORE:It's clear
Sarah Ferguson,Duchess Of York is the more 'happening' lady. She had a messy divorce, didn't do drugs, and her face is less waxy than Fergie's. She's never recorded a song called 'My Humps' and even though she'll prolly never see her name at the top of the charts (unless she picks up the mic now...it's not too late,Duchess!), she's got more in common with Oprah than Fergie. And everyone bows down to Oprah. So yeah, the hottest Duchess/Dutchest out there is the Duchess Of York! (unenthusiastic) yay...whatever.Hazim.Out.

28.9.06

Why Hazim Has Been Away...

Hey.Hazim here...again.Uh, I've been on and off blogger for a while. My friend was wondering so my simple explanation for my absence is that exams are coming and I feel like bad shit is gonna happen because me and exams...we go together like a mushroom cut and long sideburns go together. In other words, not so well. I've been fed up with my slow computer. I think I want to install a FUCK IT button on the keyboard for every single time it freezes up on me. So yeah, those are my excuses bu don't worry. I love this blogger site and even though I'm more active on myspace, I still love my blogger sites. OK? Hazim.Out and stuff.

BasementJaxx. Come On People! Buy Their Stuff!

Never Share A Dressing Room With Basement Jaxx
Hey.Hazim here...again. After 'Hush Boy' was leaked onto the internet (like most songs do nowadays), the hype for Basement Jaxx's latest album Crazy Itch Radio died down a little bit and it debuted at a low number on the UK Albums Charts. I thought the song was great and made me feel all warm and fuzzy and all that shit, cuz I couldnt wait for the album to come my way. The song 'Hush Boy' was great but ummm...the vieo was annoyingly bad. Hated the music video. It's crap, but again, the song is fantastic. I'm always gonna be a fan of Basement Jaxx whatever they do. Even if they decide to go folk...maybe not. And now the album is available everywhere.Personally, the way they handled the promotional part of the album was stoooooooopid. No wonder the singles or the album didn't do that well. Anyways, some of the guests on the album include pop sprite Robyn,Linda Lewis, MySpace queen Lily Allen,Reena Bhardwaj, and Marina Bang. Haha...Martina Bang. Her name is so...porny. They are supporting Robbie Williams (lame ass motherfucker) on his stadium tour. If I had it my way, everyone should boycott that bastard. His ego is as big as Kanye but the difference is he doesnt have the skills to back it up.

How Would YOU Feel If Somone Walked Up To You In A Club And Said "I Want To Have Your Babies"?

Hey.Hazim here...again. Natasha Bedingfield's enjoyed success on both sides of the Atlantic with 'These Words' and 'Unwritten' being her most memorable singles. Now while hype for her new album Blank Canvas is building, I'm just laughing at the fact that her first single from that album is called "I Want To Have Your Babies". To some people, it'd romantic, but seriously, if someone used that as a pick up line..."Hi, my name is Jane and uh...I want to have your babies.Wanna hook up?". I'd be scared. Haha. It's most likely a ballad or something because a club song with that title would most likely leave a few guys shivering. I thought she's single right now? Whatever. It's just a quirky song title, but I'm guessing it'll still be be big in the UK. Fist singles off long-awaited albums usually do well anyways.Hazim.Out.

CDReview:JustinTimberlake//FutureSex/LoveSounds

JustinTimberlake//FutureSex/LoveSounds
GRADE:OOO
Hey. Hazim here...again. N'Sync was lame and Justin was always ready for more. Here,Timbaland makes his dreams come true, Oprah-style.
WHATSGOODIf the Grammys give their award for Producer Of The Year to a person other than Timbaland for 2006, then they will lose a lot of credibility. After helming much of NellyFurtado's surprising comeback with the infectous Loose, he grinds out more futuristic-sounding landscapes, this time, for the ever ambitious Justin Timberlake. The terrain here has its peaks, the awesome "Sexyback", the sexy strutting "My Love" and Oscar-winning Three 6 Mafia duet "Chop Me Up". JT plays the tease, the guy who wants the girl badly but acts like he could have any girl he want so that the girl wants him badly too. This is especially convincing when he states that he's 'bringing sexy back'. That song is pretty much in the same vein of Nelly Furtado's recent smash "Promiscous" trading verses with Timbaland who manages to not only keep JT from floating into a world of his own where Prince and Michael Jackson collide, but also keep it popping. Yep, Justin pretty much wants to prove he can not only impersonate MJ in his heyday but also Prince. And guess what? He mostly pulls it off winningly.
WHATSNOTSOGOODWell, for starters,the product doesnt fulfill ambition here. JT was seeking to really change pop music with this CD but there isnt much originality here and he's basically just strutting without much substance, especially in his lyrics. I mean, the words 'sex' and 'sexy' surface in every single song and it's almost as if he thinks that by just mentioning the words, listeners will automatically feel 'sexy'. The beats are great but sometimes JT just gets a little repetitive and boring. He's probably wondering what he'd do without Timbaland or who he'll impersonate on his third album...Freddie Mercury,maybe?
GRADEB-.It's a pretty good album, mainly because Timbaland is the chief here. Sometimes JT becomes the background, his voice drowning in the brilliant beats Timbaland has produced. Sometimes he shines on his own such as on "Until The End Of Time". It's very uneven and patchy and while Timbaland does his part, the weak link is JT himself. Basically, ambition got the best of him. Still, it won't stop this album from becoming one one of the best-selling albums of the year.

HIGHLIGHTTRACKS"Sexyback""My Love""Until The End Of Time"
ARTISTWEBSITEhttp://www.justintimberlake.com

CDReview:Scissor Sisters:Ta-Dah

ScissorSisters//Ta-Dah
GRADE:OOOO
Hey. Hazim here...again. Sraight guys and gay girls, be warned.Jake Shears might convert you with this club-thumping falsetto-filled masterpiece of an album.
WHATSGOODIf this album was an inanimate object, it'd be a rainbow colored sequinned mini dress meant for both guys and girls. That's what it feels like you're wearing anyways when you listen to the Scissor Sister's second offering after their self-titled debut which spawned the ginormously sexy singles 'Laura' and 'Take Your Mama'. It opens with basically the same EltonJohn worshipping music that supported their first album but this time, instead of mimicking Sir Elton, they've recruited him in joining their party as he plays piano and co-writes 'I Don't Feel Like Dancin'. Androgony, letting loose, and pink feather boas are more evident here than on the last album and Jake Shears does well with the vocals sounding in awe on "Paul McCartney" and kissing Elton's feet on "She's My Man". And its so much fun when the band makes you feel like you're part of their party too, as on "Might Tell You Tonight" Jake makes no apologies about what tunes he digs, which artists he worsips and how sexual he can get. Here, there's no shame in being shameless and no apologies for who you are.
WHATSNOTSOGOODWhat's not good? Lemme see....not much. Sometimes, it feels a little like too much falsetto might give you brain damage and the song "Intermission" is a bit out of touch with the rest of the stuff here.
GRADEA. Sounding like they were never under any pressure at all after the success of their debut, the Scissor Sisters aim high for their second outing and hit the spot just right with this glittering glowing piece of work. There's more emotional depth here than any Nick Lachey album and the difference is Jake Shears is way cooler, shrugging it off and bringing on the disco. Homophobes...run...run very far, but you won't be able to hide once this conquers your radio and your TV. There are so many musical influences shaping this album from Elton to the Beatles to Duran Duran. And after listening to "Land Of A Thousand Words" you'll know: Scissor Sisters are more than just a glitter-rock band. They're what music as an art really is, expressing yourself no matter what might happen as a result.

HIGHLIGHTTRACKS"Land Of A Thousand Words""I Dont Feel Like Dancin""Might Tell You Tonight"
ARTISTWEBSITEhttp://www.scissor sisters.com

Music2SeeThursday:ScissorSisters//I Don't Feel Like Dancin'


Hey.Hazim here...again. God, I love it when great songs actually make it to the top of charts! Scissor Sisters (Yeah,I'm a fan) hit number one (for three weeks so far) with their latest single "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" which features Elton John as co-writer and the paino player here. Great stuff. Jake Shears still doing the whole falsetto thing...who deosnt love falsetto? Haha. Its the first single off their brand new second album Ta-Dah which jus hit number one in the UK and its most likely the second single will be "Land Of A Thousand Words". Can't to see the video for that one, but for now, the video for 'I Dont Feel Like Dancin' will do, right? Count and point out how many film references there are in te music video. Get it right and tell me and I might give you a lollipop. I'm kidding (Obviously). But hey, the song's a treat itself. Get out the gayest shirt you own guys and start dancing! Hazim.Out.

CDReview:Beyonce//B'Day

Beyonce//B'Day
GRADE:OOO1/2
Hey. Hazim here...again. Destiny's most awesome child gets freaktastic and my jaw just keeps dropping. A little short of her first solo album but still leaves my tail wagging (if I had a tail).
WHATSGOODA pretty solid attempt as a follow-up to her smash Dangerously In Love. The single 'Deja Vu' may not even come close to being worthy of being dubbed 'Crazy In Love:The Sequel' but its an awesome 70s throwback of a romp and JayZ's verses make it go down smoothly. 'Ring The Alarm' is hot as hell, hearing Ms.B sound raved, pissed, and protective over her man. The single is rumored to be her way of shoving a middle finger in Rihanna's face for being too close to her hubby and judging from the massive sounding chorus and wild vocal antics Beyonce injects it with, this should scare Rihanna into crawling back to her corner. Basically throughout the album, although sounding more rushed than thought out, Beyonce works hard. You can almost hear her sweating profusedly by album's end, a gigantic hidden track that should leave you worn out too. She sings about her 'freakum dress' and seduces you explaining how she'll 'be like a cone that's dripping down to the floor'. Every song contains reminders of why she's so much more better off without Destiny's Child. Sexy much? Yeah......
WHATSNOTSOGOODThe R&B fillers are a bit drab and boring. And again, this piece of work sounds rushed, but you can't blame her for her busy schedule. 'Upgrade U' finds Beyonce willing to bow down to her man. Beyonce?Submissive? Like, what the fuck? Ballads are insignificant here and attempts at cotton-candy sweetness fall short of her beautiful starry-eyed 'Me,Myself,& I' fromher previous album, but this album is mainly for getting it on the dancefloor anyways.
GRADEB+. The other two that were in Destiny's Child (what are their names again? Haha) must be scratching their heads wishing they hadn't broken up, cuz Beyonce solo is like a tornado. You either get out of the way or be blown over. The only problems I find are that the songs speed by you, some of the tracks being a bit forgettable and the fact that Beyonce is now playing supporting actress in a ploy to make her seem like the underdog of the Pop world. She's just trying a bit too hard here.'Crazy In Love'? More like
kwaaaaaaazy.....
HIGHLIGHTTRACKS"Ring The Alarm""Freakum Dress"
ARTISTWEBSITEhttp://www.beyonce.com

4.9.06

Crocodile Hunter Killed By Stingray

Hey.Hazim here...again. This is really weird, but sad (I guess) news. Steve Irwin aka 'The Crocodile Hunter' has been killed by a stingray.Here's the full story:

-- Australian television star Steve Irwin, known as the ``Crocodile Hunter,'' died after a stingray's barb pierced his heart during the filming of a documentary, police said.

The 44-year-old collapsed and attempts to revive him were unsuccessful. He was filming at Batt Reef, near Port Douglas, a popular tourist resort, when the incident occurred about 11 a.m. today, the Queensland Police Service said in an e-mailed statement.

``He died doing what he loves best,'' Irwin's friend and producer John Stainton said in a statement from Australia Zoo, Irwin's reptile and wildlife park. He ``left this world in a happy and peaceful state of mind. Crocs rule!''

Irwin shot to fame after his first wildlife documentary, ``The Crocodile Hunter,'' became a global hit. He went on to film 53 episodes of the Emmy award-nominated ``Croc Files'' and ``The Crocodile Hunter Diaries'' which chronicled his day-to-day life working at Australia Zoo.

Irwin also appeared on ``The Oprah Winfrey Show'' and ``The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,'' and collaborated with Australian children's entertainers the Wiggles, to film ``The Wiggles: Wiggly Safari.''

Prime Minister John Howard today paid tribute to Irwin as a ``passionate environmentalist.''

``Steve used his television programs and his award-winning Australia Zoo to promote a serious conservation message,'' Howard said in a statement. ``He made an extraordinary contribution to creating a widespread appreciation of the value and uniqueness of Australian wildlife.''

Crikey!

The attack would have been ``like being stabbed in the heart,'' Geoff Isbister, a clinical toxinologist at Newcastle's Mater hospital said in a statement distributed by the Australian Science Media Centre.

``It has little to do with the venom and all to do with the trauma caused by the barb,'' he said.

Stingrays aren't aggressive and sting only when threatened, said Bryan Fry, deputy director of the Australian Venom Research Unit at the University of Melbourne. ``It didn't sting out of aggression, it stung out of fear.''

Using his catch-cry of `Crikey,' Irwin promoted Australian tourism and appeared in television advertisements extolling the country's quarantine services.

Irwin began catching crocodiles as a nine-year-old, learning from his father who started the reptile park that would become Australia Zoo.

He created a furor in 2004 when he was shown holding his one-month-old son near a feeding crocodile.

In 2003, he told the Australian Broadcasting Corp. that he was perceived as ``a little bit embarrassing'' by Australians.

``They kind of cringe, you know, 'cause I'm coming out with `Crikey' and `Look at this beauty,' he said at the time. ``I'm fair dinkum, like kangaroos and Land Cruisers, winged keels and bloody flies. I think we've lost all that. I think we've become very, sort of, money people,'' the ABC reported on its Web site.

Irwin is survived by his wife Terri and two children, son Bob and daughter Bindi.

Hmmm....it's kinda sad. He DID stay true to his personality even though I always cringed whenever I saw him on the screen.I know a lot of kids who admired him.Hazim.Out.

2.9.06

Breakouts:KickinWings


Hey.HazimHere...again. Well, because the band is on my friend list on myspace, I'll go and post about their music here. The band's name? KickinWings. How many members? Three. Vocals and bass by Alex. Backing vocals by Chris and percussion by Elvinio bevinio (don't ask...lol). They formed not too long ago. Their music? Ummmm, I actually was comparing it to CitizenCope, who's an awesome artist. A bit country-ish in some areas, and a bit folkie (*gasp* folkie....lol) but I like it. Hmmm...I actually don't know that much about them but hey, if you want to find out more, you can go to their new website, which is very simple but trust me, it will grow with time. Or check out their myspace. I think their myspace is better for now because there's more interaction. But anyways, bottom line:CHECK THEM OUT. Haha...seriously, do it. What's to lose?Hazim.Out.
KickinWingsOfficialBandWebsite:ClickHere
KickinWingsMySpaceProfilePage:ClickHere

Disappointing MTV VMAs 2006

Hey.HazimHere...again. I was very disappointed NellyFurtado was shut out at the recent MTV VMAs recently. How could Pink win an award and NellyFurtado zero? Booooooo....Anyways, here's that video of NellyFurtado imitating her fellow Canadain colleagues such as Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne. She's really really funny. Loving her. She was especially funny imitating AvrilLavigne