Is There Anything Worse Than Paris Singing Or KFed Rapping? Now There Is! JSimp's New Single!

Hey. Hazim here...again. While ParisHilton's cheap new song "Stars Are Blind" makes me wish "Hazim Was Deaf" and KFed gives rap a bad rep, JessicaSimpson's ready to take the Worst crown. Her new single has a boring title-APublicAffair. More of a boring affair, a flat affair, and a who-the-hell-are-you-trynna-be affair. Jessica Simpson's become so slutty, she doesn't know which direction to take. Like a little lost girl with big boobs-that's who she is right now. This just shines the light on Ashlee even more. Too many listens to "A Public Affair" might push you to commit suicide. Yeah, it's really that bad. Hazim. Out.
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