oasis suck. like, really really suck

Oasis. Gallagher Brothers' Egos Too Big Too Fit In Picture
hazim and the new asymptotes
SONG: "The Shock of The Lightning"
ARTIST: Oasis
RATING: O
hey. hazim here...again. Fufufu. Internet connection is really slow, but it's the only connection I have access to at the moment at this dump college. Anyhow and ways, when was the last time you enjoyed an oasis song? For me, it was probably only once, when "Wonderwall" was released and that's it. You know why? I can't stand Noel Gallagher's humongous Kanye West-worthy ego. He's a dick and I'm so glad Jay Z dissed him in "Jockin". really glad. His brother's a dick too. They're both dicks. And not the good kind either. So with that totally unbiased opinion of Oasis prerequisite, this is "The Shock of The Lightning". Through the years, while Noel's ego has been growing bigger, his band's songs are getting less and less fantastic. And this song supposedly took just 8 minutes to write. Yeah, we can believe it. Apparent lack of melody? Check. Elton John-predictable lyrics? Check. Noel's snark and smarts have been replaced with volume. And when a band like Kean could do better in their sleep, this track just doesn't cut it. Especially when your ego's as big as the Gallagher's. In the end, "The Shock Of The Lightning" isn't shocking at all. Hazim. Out.