5.12.08

secret revealed: the new britney spears is the old birtney spears!

SONG: "Circus"
ARTIST: Britney Spears
RATING: OOO1/2
hazim and the new asymptotes
hey. hazim here...again. Here's a secret revealed about Britney Spears' miraculous comeback, with her "Womanizer" song hitting the number one spot and her album slotted to become her next number one album after selling like 200,000 copies in its first day. She's really...the old Britney from the past time traveling to her future, which is our present! Last year, she looked like the White Queen of trailer trash. This year, she's back to eing the hot girl we saw in the "I'm A Slave 4 U" music video. The secret? Time travel! Yeps. Her new single "Circus" just released has her being all sexy again, from wearing an almost barely there nipple covering black lace bra thingy to giving her trademark come hither glare...it's not as hot as "Womanizer", but Circus is decent enough pop, and catchy enough, to cement her status as the heir to Madonna's derailed throne. And the best part of the music video? The very end when Britney in a sultry sequinned outfit flips her tophat and giggles at the camera. Maybe she IS sane after all...Hazim. Out.


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