Shakira Makes US History (This Should Come With Three Exclamation Marks But...)

Aww...How Sweet. Shakira's Sacrificing Herself To Protect Us From Harmful UV Rays

Hey. Hazim here...again. Shakira has made US Radio history by becoming the most played artist ever, with the success of single "HipsDon'tLie". She recieved a recordsetting (lgeal, ladies and gentlemen) 266,000 downloads in onew eek, allowing her song to be her first number one hit in the US. Yeah, it's exciting to see Shakira featuring WyclefJean "HipsDon'tLie" shoot up and break records, but I was hoping NellyFurtado's "Promiscous" would hit the top spot. Oh well, there's always next week then. Charts are so weird. Billboard has like 9 million different charts. How the hell do they keep track? No wonder so many people don't give a damn about mainstream success. Hazim. Out.